vegetarians are anti-Americans

Vegetarian are not only skinny, whinny people who don't eat meat, appearantly they are also anti-American.

From the National Archives, the US government urges its citizens to recycle leftover fat for explosives. Of course, we all know bacon is the best source of recycleable fat, as is chicken skin, and goose liver. When is the last time you cooked brocolli and got some leftover oil?

Defend America! Recycle fat! Of course nowadays we should probably look over the waste bins from our local plastic surgeon what with all the lyposuction and all...

Recycle dat phat!


eat meat and defend our country