world beard and mustache championships

While I cannot grow any significant facial hair without looking like a muskrat, I always suspected that a well groomed set of mustache makes one look distinguished.

How right I was.

I took a gander at the World Beard and Mustache Championships and, if I was a chick, I would be sopping wet right now. Below is just a small sample of the debonaire gentlemen that's no doubt ruining all of our chances to score...

big, beautiful beards