to all you tivotees out there

Questions Frequently Asked About TiVo, Answered by someone who loves TiVo too Much...

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Q: Will TiVo change my life?

A: No, TiVo will not change your life so much as He will destroy your previous life, permitting a new and improved life to rise, phoenix-like, from your ashes. Switching from cable television to satellite is “change.” Moving to TiVo is closer to rebirth.

Link via Morningnews

BTW - I hate people who talk about TiVos. TiVo this, TiVo that. "Oh I can't watch regular TV now that I have TiVo." "I TiVo'ed all espisodes of Desperate Housewives." "How can anyone NOT have a TiVo?" Go fucking kill yourselves.