crispy dog, fried right from the womb

This is the world's ugliest dog. It looks like a rat that I found in my garage, shaved with an Epilady, then dunked in some cornmeal and fried after hours at a local KFC where my friend worked. Somehow it also has an eerie resemblence to the martial arts master in Kill Bill.

I am fighting the urge to write something about how I'd like to see a beastiality flick starring this ugly dog and Charlize Theron, doing all the ungodly things that only two flaming gays, a tube of carboard, and a dozen ferrets under the canopy of a lunar eclipse.

Oh well, maybe another time.

Picture stolen from Puptastic!, but it's also all over the 'net.


but it still tastes like a rat...err...chicken