birthday wish - a cataclysmic blow job

My birthday is coming up, and I want a big candle on my cake. In fact, I am wishing for Mount St. Helen's to blow up on my birthday. Nothing spectacular, just some brimstone and fire in the sky, and an ash trail visible in China will do.

Hey, natural disaster can be fun. As long as the people hurt isn't me. We had tsunami in Indonesia, flood in New Orleans, earthquake in Pakistan. I'm beginning to feel left out.

Oh, this pic I took in my friend's plane after a six pack of beer.


come on, explode already - you know you want to...