a whore new diet

Dieting is easy. Take in less than you expend and simple body mathematics will take care of itself. Genetically disposed to be fat? Move to Ethiopia; where not a single fat person is in sight. Why? No food = no fat. No one in Africa can show the crack of their ass by just bending over to pick up a stick (the stick being the most techinically advanced device in that region). Of course, these apply only to those who actually are wearing pants.

There is, however, a rich protein shake brewing in a man's pants. Low in calorie, high in vitamins, and eager squigglies itching to wiggle down your throat. Yes, man juice. You can take straight off the tap, or from a vulcanized rubber container if you feel the man is less than, shall we say, wholesome. The nutritional details of man goo is listed here. Just make sure to take in every lasting loving drop.

Oh yeah, this chick below has the idea. See her at Consumption Junction.


tasty and healthy, ladies