Wednesday, October 05, 2005

old, but still usable celebrities

Will that trophy celebrity wife of your still be a viable alternative to viagra and a hole in a ripe pumpkin 40 years from now? Will Jessica Simpsons ginormous areolas swing like a grandfather clock? Will Paris Hilton's axe wound be so documented that scientists can create time-lapsed photos? Will Tom Cruise finally come to the realization that Scientology really is based on a science fiction book like the Bible and the Koran, and not based on fact?

Well, the site When Celebrities Age can answer the first two. The last question will have to be answered by osama bin ladin, when GW finds him.

Oh yeah, here is Gwen Stefani. Aged yet somehow still...arousing...


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