jokes about women

Some jokes I heard recently regarding women.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.

(booo!)
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When a man gets asked by a woman "Does this make my butt look big?", saying "Yes" is not the worst answer.

The worst answer - "I dunno, let me step back and take it all in."

(boooo! boooo!)
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It takes a woman 35 years to reach her sexual peak.

It take a man about 4 minutes.

That's why we get more shit done.

(boooo! booooo! boooooo!)

*Johnny has left the building*