trouser cough and other names

I seem to be running into lots of poo and ass stuff lately...hmmm...subconscious, what's up?

Farting is a naturally occurring biological phenomenon. It is one of the identifiers that separate the living from the dead. But simply calling it "fart", "busting ass", "pass wind" seems so mundane. There has to be more creative ways to describe gastronimical repercussion.

Well, here are a few:

• anal accoustics
• brown-body radiation
• fanny halitosis
• rectal turbulence
• couper le fromage

Need more? See FartNames.


it's not a fart, it's aerosolized stool...