why kanas?

A friend of mine decided he is moving to Kansas. Seems that he bought a plot of land, and will live in the double-wide for the meantime. The goverment somehow pays him money for not farming the land since he is near some river/creek - environmental kickbacks or somesuch.

Why the fuck Kansas? The only thing I know of Kansas is Bill Clinton and some band with the same namesake. Didn't Dorothy hail from Kansas? Tornato alley? Trailers? Why? Why?

I hate to lose a friend to the state of Kansas. I hope a twister destroys his trailer and he has to move back.


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