...its only mildly poisonous...

I like food. The stranger the better. Not too long ago I had the chance to eat some freshly dead scorpions on a stick. It tasted like bacon bits.

When I bought the thing I asked the vendor if the stinger was poisonous. "Well, it's very mild poison and most of our customers don't have any problems with it." Shit, so what happens to the opposite of most customers that does have a problem with it?

Needless to say, I pinched the tail and suck the head instead. But that doesn't make me gay, just the two guys next to me.

the guy in the middle is the only one that has not experimented in gay activities