beer belly belt

I'm always envious of Batman, how he has a gadget in his ultility belt for every occation. Well, I don't fight crime, and I usually only lament that I don't have another beer handy. Lament no more, with this beer belt, I will always have a 12 pack of beer close by. It's also a health device - walking around with a dozen beers strapped to your waist is bound to help burn up those calories! Get yours now.

a new diet device! it makes you feel lighter as you drink