silver plated drip ring for (insert your member here)

Nobody likes a drippy mess. No one. Whether it falls on her stomache, sheets, or on yourself, it's always a bit of slimey untidiness that someone has to lick or clean up. Well, fathom that problem no more. Mount the Silver Plated Drip Ring and you're good to go. Get it while it lasts.


it's high time you cleaned up after yourself