enables transgendered person to discreetly pee while standing up

Women, rejoice! No longer do you have to contend with penis envy as you wait in line for the port-o-potty, bladder near bursting with urine, and watch the men saunter up to the side of the building (car, someones leg, middle of the road) and let go a stream of steaming pee. No longer do you need to hover above a dirty toilet and risk getting pee all over your hands, arms, and legs. Yes, women, you too can enjoy what made men better than you - the ability to pee standing up. Men are more productive solely because we take a lot less time to urinate than women. Yep.

Buy your P-Mate now!


caught on film - pants down!