don't mess with the Singy's

Singapore is a beautiful island nations on the southern tip of Malaysia. It's beautiful because it's under a benevolent dictatorship. Singaporeans are proud of the fact that chewing gum in public can get you caned. Spitting on the ground? A caning. Pay for your food without exact change? Ditto.

But don't say they didn't warn you. T-shirts of what'll get you caned is at every 7-Eleven and most of the malls. See, when you enter the country, they even tell you what'll get you put to death.


lesson 1: don't get caught