mike tyson to star in porn

The article reads (translated) "With a 35 centimeter penis, Tyson to star in porn to pay off 150 million dollar debt". It's from Sina news in Taiwan, so I have no way telling the accuracy of the report. Quick search at Google news turned up nothing.

Now, 35 centimeters is about 13 3/4 inches. Mike Tyson is what, 5.5 feet? His ding-dong is 1/5 of the length of his body, or 1/2 of his reach.

I guess I can see him in a porno. I guess I can even watch it, as long as Tyson don't have any speaking parts.


I can hardly stand looking at him much less seeing him in porn