Thursday, October 20, 2005

full service loo

The proud communist party will have you belive that a toilet can have a 4 star rating just like the Hyatt. The service is beyond belief. A maid will clease your toilet prior to your taking the throne. The sound and scent you extrude will be muffled by folk music and sweet incense. When you're done, a dainty little caretaker comes and wipe for you. Just make sure you have the leg strength to stand half-erect while someone is rimming your anus with rough silk.


at a 5 star toilet, you don't even need to wipe your own arse - that's how clean it is!

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