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It is fitting that the US national monument, which has always stood for American penis might, is now bespeckled with a drapery of Trojan. No, not the mighty warrior who sacked Troy, but of the ribbed and studded variety. Well, now at least when we go around fucking other countries, we are well protected from their filthy diseases.

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