on thy flesh I dine

Human flesh is wonderfully fun. You can squeeze it, pinch it, caress it, poke it, rub it, cut it, rip it, tear it, kiss it, or generally rub yourself all over it. It is also what most of us use to judge whether we buy the girl at the bar a drink, or go after her friend instead. Such wonderful substance must be celebrated. And, because imitation is the highest form of flattery, a bread making artist has done just that.

Human Flesh Bread. Looks good, and comes flavored in French Cheese, German Sausage, and Oriental flavorings!

I wonder if they make whole bodies. I'm betting there is a whole group of people that are perverted enough to buy an anatomically correct female bread, perform wonton sex with it, and then consume the leftovers.

Related links: X51 Enema, Taipei Times, Nerd Shit

they're contracted to do some hentai dolls out of bread next