sweet, sweet, salty nut

I picked up this granola bar from Caronlina's stash of snacks. It was only later I realized that I was handling Sweet & Salty Nuts.

I'm not sure why, but it weirded me out. Nuts are only sweet and salty if it involves whipped cream (or honey...maybe fudge) and vigorous sessions of fornication.

Nature Valley, keep up with the ambiguity naming process. Maybe - Chunky Chocolate Speedway?

...okay I need to get back to work...