hurrican rita is really a giant god-penis!

The picutre is from the National Hurricane Center. It depicts the wind swath path of hurrican Rita. It also shows a large orange penis rubbing at the opening between Florida and Cuba. The red shows that it's about half way to climax.

Sometimes, nature just wants to fuck with us. More so if you live in the south and your family tree don't branch. Time to get your sister-mother-cousin and son-brother out of town. Don't foget uncle-grandfather Jeb on your way out.

Don't believe me? Go see Snopes to find out this is real.

god is sending his holy penis to screw the south!