halloween approaches...

Halloween approaches and I get this pic sent to me. It looks like someone is giving birth to the famous porn star Ron Jeremy. Funny, I thought Ron Jeremy only plunged vaginas with his enormous penis, but it is still funny to see a wee little blonde hide the entirely of Ron's hedgehog-like body.

Somehow I never cared for Halloween like I did when I was a child. The thrill of receiving candy from strangers has fled me somehow. I rather sneak into their houses at night and spend my time watching their facial expressions as they dreamt. It somehow seems more personal this way.


giving birth to Ron Jeremy