god promotes safe sex

Those crazy people at Planned Parenthood not only enourage safe sex, they also want you to have sex with a bit of mirth, style, and creativity. On sale now are condom keychains featuring US Flags, funny sayings, and god handing adam a raincoat. This is pissing off all sorts of anti-abortion groups (because forcing teenagers to keep unwanted children is really a good thing) and religious-types. Strangely, Michaelangelo believers find it mildly amusing, and went on about their business as if nothing ever happened.

Get yours today.

and god said...thou has procreated enough, time to use this...