the slinky dildo song

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs.
And makes a buzzity sound?

Its long, a schlong.
A marvelous dong.
Everyone knows its Dildo

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than cock?
And unlike a man, it's slow?

It vibrates a bit.
Feels great on your clit.
Everyone Knows It's Dildo!

Its Dildo! It's Dildo!
It's big. It's fleshy. It's ribbed
Its Dildo! It's Dildo!
Yes. That's right. It's ribbed.

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sacks
The penis you don't have to blow

They're not just for gays
They use double A's
Everyone Knows It's Dildo!

A Dildo dog
A Dildo plane
Many more vibrating toys

You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys

What makes you cum?
And fits in your bum
Some of them even can glow

A dink. A dink.
In marvelous pink
Everyone Knows It's Dildo!

A long fleshy tube
Use oil based lube
Not just for neighborhood ho's

For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for a perfect fellow

They're Dildos! They're Dildos!
The sex toy everyone likes
They're Dildos! They're Dildos!
For gay men and even for dykes.

Now you got the lyrics, go see the movie.

The Dildo Song Music Video


dildo, the slinky of the new millenium