a bouquet of penis

Valentines day is long past, but that shouldn't prevent you from giving flowers to your singnificant other. Hey! Hows about a nice bouquet of penis flowers? Sorry, I mean a penis made of flowers.

Have your girlfriend or gay lover take a deep wiff. Depending on the gender of the recepient, it can smell either like sweet vaginal nectar or hershey highway road rash.

this penis flower smells like a pussy willow