midget porn...for my friend brady

I ran into my friend Brady today. He asked me about midget porn. I can't recall why that would be the first thing he says to me, but hey, everyone is entitled to their own fetishes.

But after a couple of beers I get contemplative. Brady, after all, is something like 9 feet tall. Naturally he would mistake anyone shorter than, say 5 foot 11 to be a midget. His wife must appear to be around 3 feet to him. I can now make a connection to his facination with midget porn.

What to me would be a nasty limber oily intercourse between Andre the Giant meet Tall Bitch (from Duece Bigelow) in a threesome with Yao Ming is probably normal for Brady.

So Brady, here is to you and your dwarf sex. If you really get into it, you can even rent short people. Really, here is a link at Rent-A-Midget.

it's like pedophilia, but legal...man that's sick