when you feel warm wet butt butter

Diarrhea is something that everyone should experience once in a lifetime. There is no experience more personal than that when you feel a hershey squirt in your undies when you try to let out an incognito fart, or the warm, full feeling deep down within the bowels of your colon when you try to concentrate on a very important contract. Here are some notable passages of the song of the same title:

• you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you really want to shout as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
• it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
• you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
• it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea

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