world's largest dildo

Wanna know why the US military budget is so high? It's because loads of it go to research and development of bigger and better tools to satisfy our horny US co-eds.

When they are done testing, they put some gunpowder inside and attach a propeller. Then they call it a torpedo and shoot for seamen.

Evidence? Here in Hawaii, we have a thinly veiled "Golden Rod" variety on display, attracting a prior test subject to pose for a photo-op.


rear admiral sir! the torpedo is ready for entry!