Monday, January 31, 2005

make wine

You can make wine from grape, rice, potatoe...heck, Jesus can make wine from straight up H2O! But wine from fish? Who the heck thought that was a good idea? The people who gave you the Great Wall and eat dogs, the Chinese, of course.

"Hey, lets go squeeze the juice out of some fish and let it rot/ferment and drink it...if we don't go blind, lets sell them to the Russians!"

Them crazy Chinese...oy!

Fish Wine

What you lookin' at? Posted by Hello

how to swear in 165 languges!

Discourtesy is an artform when you can do it in 165 lanuages.

Ever get the hankering to cuss someone out in a different language? Go to a foreign country and tell everyone you've seen their sisters penis? Tell a fellow exchange student or co-worker to die slow but go to hell quickly? Well, here is a site for all the nastiness inherent in all of us.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

did google just call me a racist?!?

I'm not entirely sure, but when I added this site to google's AdSense service, I got this message. I think its because of the Mexican Basketball Association thing...

Hey google! That picture of me? It was taken in Cabo, Mexico. I love Mexican food and I drank enough Pacifico to at least help support a village or two!

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your
application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply
with our policies. Therefore, we're unable to accept you into Google
AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If
you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this
email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.


- Sensitive content


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and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring
search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise
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i hate people

Sometimes I really hate people. They do nothing to further my needs and desires and mostly just get in my way. The person standing in front of me in line, for instance, could probably never have existed and it wouldn't harm my way of living. And whats with other cars in traffic? Why do they have to be on the road the same time I am? How about people who talk in the movies? Parents with kids that run around untethered? Stinky people? Sometimes I want to grab one of these random people and skin them and drain them of blood.

Then I see two good looking woman make out and somehow it makes it all better.

Oh, ugly people shouldn't go out in broad daylight, either.

Friday, January 28, 2005

anal wart researcher

“I see about 15 butts a day, and a third of them have warts...A giant anal wart can be a couple inches large and blocking the anal opening...In 13 years I’ve only been pooped on twice, and that’s not bad.”

And you think you have a bad job?

Popular Science's Worst Jobs in Science

Thursday, January 27, 2005

do the lynddie

Ever do the Lynddie? No not the dance. The Lynndie England of the Iraq prison abuse fame! Well here is a site that shows you how! Next time you are at a bar, party, or local three-some, take a picture and DO THE LYNDDIE!!!!!!


Do the Lynndie! Posted by Hello

drink beer and liquor

I was often told not to mix my alcohol. Stick with beer or stick with liquor lest you intent on obtaining a state of uncontrolled vomitting. But if one must mix, what is the best strategy for your weekend alcoholic? Beer first to get the juices flowing then hit it hard with some whiskey? Down some vodka to get a good buzz then taper off with a few pitchers of beer? Here is a site that explores this centuries old question. Try both strategies and see how it works for you.

drink up Posted by Hello


Transformers - more than meets the eye. No, not the kind that's used in electrical devices. These are the ones from Unicron that changes from car/plane/animal/insect/pornstar to big robots. Never mind the discrepency how a 2 inch insect can turn into a 10 foot tall robot (maybe tapping some kind of zero-point enegy for that added mass?) and the crappy cartoons...the voiceovers were cool and the toys totally kick ass.

For a complete history on the Transformers universe thats covered in more detail than stories told in the VFW, see Transformers: A History.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

he man or heh heh heh - oh man!?

Welcome to the world of Cosplay - where people dress up as their favorite near S&M characters Here is a shot of the Princess Adam prior to changing to He-Man. We all knew that he had to come out sooner or later what with the chant of "I have the power!" You go girlfriend.

If the picture below isn't enough to cause you wash you eyes out with rum and a strong urge to get a tan, click this link for more.

hehehe-man! Posted by Hello

word of the day

Do you know what a Dirty Sanchez (as seen in Dodgeball) means? How about the definition of an Angry Pirate? Shum? Alabama Hotpocket?


Well, here is a sample:

Saskatchewan Snowstorm

Definition 1: When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.

Usage Example:
Celeste was thirsty so I gave her a saskatchewan snowstorm

For more words of the day, check out Turd Words.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

die snowman die

Remember Calvin and Hobbes and the snowmen-death strips? Well, someone seemed to have taken all this snowstorm we're getting and putting them to good use by making real snowmen death scenes.

Link to Snowmen

Real Snowman Death Posted by Hello


There is no sincerity like fake sincerity.

Trust me on this one.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

bunny suicides

Bunnys are cute and cuddly and dammit! people love them. We keep them as pets, and sometimes we eat them. Skinned rabbit even looks like a chiwawa. What pet can be so versatile that you can enjoy as a two kinds of pet, and then eat?

Here is a site that shows how rabbits kill themselves. I'm guessing these are loner rabbits that don't get laid and given their rabid sex drive...decided on the final exit.

Hey, it makes me giggle between fits of rage and uncontrollable sobbing....

Thursday, January 20, 2005

ingeneously funny shirts

Busted Tees have some great shirt for all occations. I specially likes the Mexican Basketball Association and Nobody Likes A Vegetarian. also got some great message shirts.


Juan on Juan - Ha! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

forgive me

*crying* How could you do this...?

Well, you know, it happens to the best of us.


I'm nowhere near the best of them.


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Rasta Posted by Hello

666 is my number...

Anytime I wanted to create an account, someone always has my desired login. Who the hell wants a random number after their login? I have friends that think its cool - "Oh I'm 6425 with Yahoo, but I'm 89326 with AOL." It's not a frigging area code or phone number! Curiously, no one ever picks 666. So I've been using 666 for everything. Maybe I can register it as a trademark...