Wednesday, June 08, 2005

prostate exam in Singapore

I have proof aliends exist and they perform anal probes.

are you sure we do this out in the open? Posted by Hello


I've seen some tough language on getting people not to smoke, but I think this tops it. Found in Singapore, it depicts a baby on respirator... What's next? A beautiful blonde with her legs spread wide open wearing nothing but a handcuffs and her brunette friend?

Damn that's harsh Posted by Hello

Sunday, June 05, 2005

day 1 in Singapore...meeting ron

Landed in Singapore at 2AM - that's over 24 hours travel time. Yikes!

It's hot. It's humid. It's everything I hate about weather. I don't even know how I ended up with 200 some photos in one day. But I did find out why Ronald McDonald at the Singapore Jurong Birdpark is sporting such a big grin.

reason why ronald is so happy Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 02, 2005

three weeks in southeast asia

Headed for Singapore, Taipei, Bangkok and Tokyo for the next three weeks. Basically I'll be missing the month of June. Looking forward to seeing the place of my birth for the first time in 22 years.

off I go! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

banana phone...from a stupid song to reality

The original Banana Phone song was amuzing for about the first 20 seconds. But then they made a cute flash version of it with (I dare not go to the link and confirm) groundhog-skunk looking animals singing the song in a nauseating high pitch tone. Then they made a much darker, bleeding from the eyes and ears, and kick the dead guy in the skull version. Once in a while I hear someone using the song as their ringtone, or hear it blasting from their iPod. Now they made it into an actual product!

If I see a someone looking like the guy below, and hear his phone ring with the Banana Phone song, and see him whip out an actual Banana Phone, I might just very well perform a boot to his head maneuver, tear his arm out from it socket, and tickle his colon with the finger.

picture stolen from sfist

ring ring ring ring...banana phone! Posted by Hello