Thursday, December 07, 2006

white nose hair?

I pulled a pair of errant nose hairs that been tickling the insides of my favorite breathing hole.

One is jet black, as it should always be.

One is white, like Jesus, only less Jewish in color.

WTF?! Nose hairs can go white?

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Vista on my Laptop

I received the latest and greatest version of software from a Redmond, Washington based company called Microsoft a few days ago. The cutting edge operating system named Vista was sitting in front of my in the form of a DVD burned directed from their MSDN service.

Without regard for software compatibility or work impact, I install it. On my work laptop. The only lifeline that saves me from having to go into work at 5AM in the morning or stay past 7PM. It lets me log onto the work network so I can Netmeeting people from across both major oceans in the comfort of my home.

No more. Vista broke it. More accurately, I broke it. It's like cheating on a girlfriend who feeds you good food, takes you out to cool places, and makes sure you get back with your buddies for a nice round of beers in the evening with a ten dollar hooker from the streets of Manila.

Luckily my friend Brady is able to help me out. He sent me instructions on how to fix my little dilemma. Now I am forever indebted to him. I must make...amends.

This is why I have decided I will try and capture images of Brady and post them on my blog. Mainly because I have nothing else better to do.

So Brady, if you see me at work, duck. I have a 2 megapixel cameraphone that doesn't require a camera pass and I will be taking candid photos of you at work. I will do this until my passing interest is replaced with something less important.

Thanks for the help.